Don't Be a Dick Pete

Stuart Heritage got where he is today by being decent, thoughtful, hardworking and kind.He is, in short, a model citizen. The favourite son.

His younger brother Pete is quick-tempered, peevish and aggressively pig-headed and, for a while, known to his friends as 'Shagger'.

But now, Stu has returned to his hometown to discover thatPete has taken his place.

Dont Be A Dick, Peteis a hilarious examination of home and family; sons, fathers, fatherhood, sibling relationships and how hard it is to move on in a system thats loaded with several decades of preconceived ideas about you.

Stuart Heritagehas written for theGuardiansince 2009. His weekly column about his young son Man With a Pram ran in the papers Family section between 2015-16. He founded a celebrity news site called Hecklerspray (Metros Best British Blog in 2007 and theObservertop 50 most powerful blogs in the world in 2008) and has written forVanity Fair,Elle,Cosmopolitan,Red,Marie Clare, theNME,Shortlist,Time Outand theRadio Times. He lives in Ashford, Kent.